I thought rain and brown grass were signs of Spring not Winter

I have decided that Ohio weather is clearly not correct but confused instead. Tell me if I am wrong, but for some reason I thought frolicking in the snow and dreaming of a "White Christmas" wasn't some new idea or out of this world conception. Apparently this is true, just not in Ohio. Instead we get rain and brown grass with a touch of cloudy skies. What a pretty picture-Not! Did we just not get the memo or is this new dreary day the new fad for Christmas morning? If this is the case I might as well move, at least Florida knows they won't be disappointed when they sing those silly Christmas songs.